Were You Born In A Barn????

Tonight, our [former] friend (I'll explain...just keep reading) did something terrible. He threw away his Mountain Dew while it was still 1/3 full. Are we animals? Are we living in The Capitol in Hunger Games and can waste food like it is sheep in Settlers of Catan? Is it 1948 and we don't know how to recycle? What is this world coming to?

I know. It's a Diet soda too.

Obviously ashamed in his elementary recycling knowledge.

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In other news, Kent got a tattoo. This is something he has been thinking about for a long time. Nature is something that brings his such peace. 

The conifers represent life and the ability to thrive through rains and snowstorms of life. The image is in a circle which represents being whole and timeless. My favorite are the trees growing outside of the circle, showing that we can grow and reach "out of the lines". It really couldn't be more perfect for him.

Until next time, Peace and Blessings Y'all.

Real Salt Lake and Engineering Carrots

We have been busy this growing season. We have been working on a few projects to optimize certain aspects of our garden. Our garden was plagued with mold, eventually killing our squash plants, over watering by our garden neighbors, rats which ate our tomatoes and somehow a completely different, not to mention worthless, plant grew in lieu of our oregano. Notwithstanding all of the previously mentioned difficulties, one success has made our garden a success nay... a beauty.

Through the combined methods of cross breeding, genetic knockout, and recombination techniques we have designed a carrot that is cute to perfection every time!

We call it CuddleCarrot. Delicious, Stylish, and most of all CUTE!


WARNING: If you do not like to see people's feet, do not proceed!


Next thing that needs to be brought up is, I tried out for Real Salt Lake. I think things were going pretty good until I was racing after the ball along with Javier and I made a rookie mistake of going for a bigger kick than I should of and then.... well lets just say Javier Morales has a leg like a tree trunk. That is how it felt after I broke my toes. Needless to say I was too big of a wimp to try to finish out the day and they told me to try again next year.

If you would like to see the more gruesome picture, let me know.

Well friends, till next time, stay classy.

Our addition to Wikipedia had a good life, but a short one.

Regardless,

This is me walking on some water.

Kent and I enjoying the boating life.

(Did I mention we got a boat?  We had to buy a new truck [a Titan, of course.  Who doesn't love those?  Our second choice was a bronco.])

As you might guess- space is tight. We keep our boat on our garden plot since our cherished spaghetti squash plant died.

No, this is not our canoe.

'Til next time our beautifully bubbley best blogger buddies.

THIS JUST IN:

Kent and I rewrote history today. 

We added a single sentence at the beginning of the article-- We really only made the addition of three words that described our biased affection towards Nougat.

Check it out folks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nougat

(Check it out sooner than later.. I am unsure of the opposition our opinion might receive.)

A Movie Debut!

Hello Friendly World of Bloggers!  It has been so long, I almost didn't recognize some of you.  (Kent just bonked me on the head so hard. My tender/sensitive/supple/fragile/delicate head bruises easily.  My bangs didn't provide any protection against this.)

News Flash. Zooey Deschanel and I got bangs.

We are both LOVING the look.  Who knew a framed face could be such a fun change?!

Well, this new look got mine and Kents Agent really excited.  Turns out we are going to be in a new movie Called Baggage Claim!

As you may be able to see, it is a movie based off a book based off of an authors imagination.  Now, Kent and I don't have HUGE roles in this movie, but it is really going to open doors for our acting career.  Not to mention it will give us some great experience and probably a little extra soul, we hope. It feels really great to finally get to a focus on this hobby we have been putting aside for so long.

To be honest, acting has been a bit of a sensitive subject for me.  Ever since the day I was rejected to be a back-up dancer on High School Musical 2.. I thought I was a shoe-in.. I looked so natural with the cast.

I guess they didn't think so.

Kent is excited to finally break out of being Tom Cruises stunt double.

 It is so hard always being in the background.  I'm so glad he will finally gain a small taste a Stardom.

We have come such a long way.  We can't wait for the movie debut!  We believe it is scheduled come out this fall.  Let us know what you guys think!

Life has been like cupcakes!

Life has been like a couple of cupcakes! I will now proceed with a detailed explanation of my analogy!

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Here we see 2 cupcakes just sitting there so cutesy like full of excitement and wonder with every bite! These cupcakes have a beautiful chocolate shell covering a penut butter-confectioner's sugar concocted frosting worth tasting as the topping to the tasty filling of the chocolate cupcake. With matching outfits, these cupcakes love hanging out together.

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Here we see two people just sitting there so cutesy like full of excitement and wonder with every moment! These people are sitting in a beautiful surrounding with personalities worth hanging with (well at least we think so!) as a topping to our filling friendship qualities. With matching outfits these two cupcakes love hanging out together.

p.s. I know this picture was used last time but it just worked so well!

 Part of the reason our life has been so delicious is because we have finally moved all of these boulders away from behind our house so that our view of... what is that you say? You want to know what our view is from behind that fixer-upper is? Well here you go, you asked for it! We have been clearing these boulders from behind our fixer-upper to improve the view of our neighbors white house! Here is a picture!

Cool huh! Our neighbor has the coolest house and is very patriotic! His name is Barney Omaha. Sometimes we call him President O.

This is just one of the reasons why life has been like getting     full on cupcakes! Yum!

We bought a nice "fix-er-upper"

The other nigh I received a kind nudge, nay a plea to the fact that this documentation of our life is becoming extremely outdated! Today I honor the friend with this publication, Happy Birthday Kylie Anne Bills, our Russian friend! I will proceed to explain a little about our lives since it has been quite some time since our last update. To all our followers we begin by expressing our deep regrets and urging your forgiveness. We attribute our lack of diligence to this blog to that terribly present foe, procrastination. Although procrastination is an ever-present part of our relationship to this blog, we have been seeing to making our life full of adventure. I will now proceed to give an accounting of the last few months.

After our decision to become parents of our sea monkey children we were struck with sudden tragedy. We lost all of our countless sea monkeys to a plague known as "Morior Laetus" or in common tongue "I die happy". Fortunately it is a disease that causes the brain to secrete the chemical dopamine which is part of reward driven learning and is usually released during times of stress relief, it also causes your blood pressure to go up along with your pulse. Our children were fortunate enough to have there bodies shut down while at the same time feeling a sense of happiness and content. They all lived such noble lives! Never speaking out any lies or blaspheme! In fact living a life in silence, almost as if it were in a bubble. 

 We are grateful for that experience and we hope that we can in the future give more joy to those around us including our future kids. I do not know when we will be prepared to have children again but we are always looking to improve our lives so that we may be prepared. 

We made one big step in improving our situation. It is nice because it has been keeping us busy and our minds off the difficult challenges that we have faced. We decided to buy a nice "fix-er-upper"! We love it! It is a nice spacious home with a good sun roof! 

Yes, yes you might ask, "Do you know how to do all the repairs?" My response to all the skeptics is with correcting your question. Your question should have been, can you google or youtube anything you want about how to fix this place up? My answer to that question is a resounding "Yes!" 

For example, If you want to learn how to drywall visit here: http://www.drywall-how-to.com/

For all your window instillation needs: http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/how-to/intro/0,,218006,00.html

For plumbing: http://www.doityourself.com/scat/plumbing/#b

I mean it only takes 5 minutes to build a pool! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS5ZInrs60Q

The list goes on and on and yes there are somethings that we will hire others for but it will be a fun project!

Here is a picture of us in front of our new place!

I don't want to overwhelm you with too much stuff, but just know that we are Shakin' it up!

We hope to hear from you soon and we love you!