Sunday, February 26, 2012

Guinness Book of World Records!

Guinness book of world records, here we come! Melanie and I signed up for a program that helps us to pick a guinness record, train and break it so that we can become famous! This is the goal

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/three-contortionists-in-a-box-duration/

That is why I put 3 pictures to show that we are going to triple the record! There are only two of us right now but we are planning to hire an asian acrobat to join us so we can win for sure!

I know in the picture we are all smiles but this is hard work: every day we wake up at 4:00 a.m. and we have to stretch for 6 hours before our 80 Calorie breakfast at 10:00. Then for the next hour we dive into the psychology of a contortionist. When you sit crammed into a box for over 6 minutes the mind starts to break down and the stress becomes unbearable unless you use the skills of occlumency to  build barriers around the psyche. Professor Snaper has been quite influential in our progress in this field. For some reason though he keeps making cynical comments about my father... anyways that is besides the point, I know he will be great because the review by the Headmaster were great!

As we sit in various sizes and shapes of boxes and containers for the next 6 hours we like to play different games like wizard's chess, 20 questions and thumb wars (when they allow us to be close enough to hold hands! That is the best!

Then we eat dinner and let our bodies recuperate as we get to stretch in the waters of the lakes in switzerland. I dont know if your supposed to know where we are but dont tell anyone! Well I gotta go it is almost time to go and sleep in my box which is in the cupboard under the stairs. Night!